Hey Income Insider’s readers…
I saw this joke, (actually it may work) and I had to pass it along to our followers.
For me personally, anytime I get caught up in different – uncomfortable situations or things are tanking for me, I turn to humor.
I’ve been doing this as far back as I can remember. A good joke or two or a funny story seems to break up the day and relieves that negative energy that seems to looms like a dark cloud over our heads sometimes.
Life is hard…times are tough…but there isn’t any reason not to take a quick break from our daily activities and laugh. Simply laugh.
Well, I’m here to tell ya that I’m about to turn the ripe (young) age of 50, and this joke says it all… Just ask my husband!
So read this, laugh and let me hear your comments…
And guys, we feel your pain…can you feel ours? I doubt it! LOL!
A Better Way to Win a War in Afghanistan
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Take all American women who are within five years of menopause – train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF 15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna and drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it.
Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff, like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We have had our children. We would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We would like to get away from our husbands, if they haven’t left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightening. We have nothing to lose.
We have survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all!
We have spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events—-finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please…. we have been planning seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years—we understand tribal warfare.
Between us, we have divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it…. with or without the government’s help.
Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot flashes over their godforsaken terrain!!!
You gotta love us women!